August 2, 2004

• Entry "Let's all laugh at CK"

  
  

  The fact about CK that entertains me:

  
  

  (Sorry CK, i must share this.............)

  
  

  1.  CK thinks that his phone is made by Sprint.  Since there is a Sprint logo printed on his Nokia phone.  So while someone says "oh god i hate my Nokia phone...  " CK would say... "My sprint phone rocks!"

  
  

  CK's response:  How would i suppose to know that?  I was new to this cell phone stuff........  

  
  

  2.  CK wears jacket in Summer.  And the only reason he didn't wear jacket this time is because he left it at home.. so he has no choice but NOT wearing jacket during this summer weather. 

  
  

  CK's response:  I only wear jacket cuz I need to use the packets, and most of my pants don't have pockets...  (Did I mention CK wore swimming truck to dinner and movie with us?????)

  
  

  3.  On our ride home after movie, out of nowhere.. CK said "hey... do you think the car in front looks taller than normal cars? (higher truck/hood).... "  So BK and I looked.....  after few sec of silence... CK came up with the conclusion " OH nevermind... I thought I am sitting in a SUV..."   (we were in a toyota camry.........)

  
  

  CK's response:  Well, i am use to sitting in my Dad's SUV...  ( i think that's what he said)

  
  

  4.  AIM conversation about CK goes to Hooters:

  
  

  lordkurtis: he went to hooters by himself    (he = CK)
  PinkKirby2000: ....
  PinkKirby2000: for wat
  lordkurtis: and you dont hear it but he always says 'im gonna cook chickens' or 'im gonna eat porks' or something like that
  lordkurtis: for whaT?  cos he forgot he went there before and watned to see what its about
  PinkKirby2000: ................

  
  

  Anyways, it was a fun night, and CK sure cracked me up.

  
  

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  Random thoughts:

  
  

  It seriously sucked when you have to crap on Monday morning.  This morning I was waiting for some important phone call and I had to crap.  So it's either crap or phone call....   I know the person will call in the next few mins but the shit is also about to popped onto my pants..  ...  of course, the immediate correct decisioin will be the toilet.  and yes, the phone rang so I basicically crapped half way then came out to call this person back.  After that, I got a little busy, so by the time I went for my 2nd half of crapping action it was already one hour later.  And I crapped the 3rd time in the afternoon... WTF DID I EAT????

  
  

  Luckly, crapping in my company is not all that bad, it's actually a good way to slack off.  We got a nice washroom, classic looking black sink/toilet, really clean, not many ppl use it, strong flash (so you never have to worry about your shit being so big and causes toilet jam) and WE USE THIS AWESOME kind of toilet paper that's so thick, you feel like you are wiping your ass with some kind of towel.  I mean, there are just way too many toilet paper out there that's so freaking weak and thin, and your fingers might poke through and accidentally touch your own crap. (NO, it never happend to me before)

  
  

  Oh yeah, the most important part?  instead of some cheap ass air referesher in the washroom, our company uses "GUCCI parfum".....    In fact my boss and I had some discussion on perfumes this morning, he sprayed this new GUCCI perfume on me before he put it in the bathroom... so for the whole day I smell like a 30 year old woman.  I am sorry, those really high end brand perfumes just don't smell good to me.. it's too strong.....    I still like perfumes from GAP, H2O, V secret' s lovespell and the new addition.........................AE  

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